The Horsey 10 Commandments
  1)Thou Shalt Not Forget To Feed Me
  2)Thou Shalt Not Forget To Water Me
  3)Thou Shalt Not Forget To Groom Me
  4)Thou Shalt Not Forget To Trim My Hooves
  5)Thou Shalt Not Covet another Horse
  6)Thou Shalt Remember To Honor Me
  7)Thou Shalt Remember To Bring Me Thy Carrots
  8)Thou Shalt Not Restrain Me
  9)Thou Shalt Not Forget To Worship Me
  10)Thou Shalt Always Whisper Sweet Nothings In My Ears
                      And
  11)Thou Shalt Love Thee Above All Else